Washington Redskins Cheerleaders

So, I have been trying to figure out which Redskins cheerleader you should hook up with. Sad truth is I don't know which was is right for you all have pros and cons. Let's break it down.

Sooin:
Pros : Asian, right age, nice rack, Moms makes great Korean food.
Cons: Favorite movie is Legally Blonde, Favorite band is Aerosmith, doesn't watch cartoons
Kelly N. (not Kelley that chick is crazy!)
Pros: Right age, from Carolina, Family Guy fan, possible daddy issues.
Cons: Bologna tits, quote is from Helen Keller, possible daddy issues.

Abby
Pros: Hot, likes all kinds of music, Nice Rack.
Cons: All kinds of music includes Usher and Gwen Stefani, is an accountant.

Leeanne
Pros: Hot, best rack in the bunch, has a B.S. degree, likes the Looney Tunes.
Cons: Favorite book is The Notebook, did some photo spreads for local photographers( porn)

Melani
Pros: MBA form UVA, was a Wizards cheerleader could possibly introduce you to Gilbert Arenas, favorite movie is Friday that means she smokes weed.
Cons: Probably slept with Arenas, second favorite movie is Friday After Next, the fact that she totally skips Next Friday is a little troubling.

That is just my initial research it's a mixed bag but there are some diamonds in the rough.
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