Fun With Facial Hair
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
"Lack of pussy makes you brave son."
"What did you say about my Camaro?"
"Free Natural Light? That's what I'm talking about!"
"Reach for the sky!"
posted by Josh Campbell @ 8:55 PM
1 Comments:
I'm pretty disappointed the handle bar didn't last a little longer. The angry highway trooper woulda been a good one, also. Good stuff, though.
[boop] - Paging Dr Noisewater, Dr. Noisewater, you're needed in the lab for test results. [boop]
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