Cruising Toward a Tabloid Crackup - How Tom and Katie are undermining the celebrity magazines. By Jack Shafer

I know why people are so obsessed with celebrities and what they are doing next. People are obsessed with celebrities and what they are doing next because they are obsessed what everyone is doing next. Look at my somewhat mundane life and the obsession with it by everyone i have met parties since I was seventeen. The following will be various questions that I have been asked at different points in my life and answers that I have given.

Josh's graduation party: Where are you going to college?
Harvard
I'm not fuck the man.
Valencia.

Josh's college graduation: So, where will you get job?
My hope is to live off of mom as long as possble.
Holy shit, I have to get job!
Landry's seafood has an opening.

Josh's Family reunion: So when are getting married
I'm just looking for the right guy.
As soon as she gets pregnant.
What you haven't heard?

Josh's wedding: So, when are you guys having a baby?
I've had vasectomy.
What, you haven't heard?

Josh this weekend: So, when are guys going to have another kid?
What you haven't heard? We already pregnant and it is going to be twins.

This is my life as a people magazine article. I think it would be incredibly interesting. If only my answers were the right ones.


Cruising Toward a Tabloid Crackup - How Tom and Katie are undermining the celebrity magazines. By Jack Shafer