Veiled Conceit: Seat's taken

This is pretty good. The only great thing going on in our culture is that "nobodies", i.e. reality stars and the noveau riche, get to saddle up next to twice-married mothers, of at least one, who are jockeying for position in the times.

Choice cut:

"I once, in my previous pregnancy, wrote to the then editor of a well known society magazine, and said I was tired of seeing the same anorexic blondes carrying Birkin bags in his pages. Why couldn't we see some fat people, or some salesgirls from Lord & Taylor at 2nd avenue bars being photographed after work? His answer: [Author of this letter], would you really want to read about them? No, I really would not."

Sorry baby, here come the huns.

Veiled Conceit: Seat's taken