The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected

"There is no question that Cheney has the financial assets and intelligence needed to pose a threat to our nation," said Peter Bergen, terrorism researcher and author of Threats And Balances: Former Executive Branch Officials And The Danger To America. "After all, this fanatic can call upon the resources of both the Republican Party and Halliburton to aid him in his assault. America would be foolish not to take his warning seriously."

Alright I'll vote for Bush just take my wallet and leave me alone!

The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected